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Biashara
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Nov 29, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Safiya
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Nov 27, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Maida
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Issack
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Wande
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Binti
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 29, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 26, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Safiya
Guest
May 26, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 25, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Jaffar
Guest
May 20, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 16, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 11, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Hashim
Guest
May 2, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Amani
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Issack
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
