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Aziza
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Dec 3, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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James Mduma
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Nov 26, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Kevin Maina
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Nov 24, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Paul Ndomba
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Nov 12, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Andrew Mchome
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Nov 8, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Ann Awino
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Oct 16, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Majid
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 21, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 12, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Issack
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Farida
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Neema
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Maida
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Husna
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
