Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! 🐔💀
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Fadhila (Guest) on February 26, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
John Malisa (Guest) on February 7, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Sarafina (Guest) on January 2, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Salima (Guest) on December 29, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 26, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 1, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
Mariam (Guest) on November 28, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
John Mushi (Guest) on November 27, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 25, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Mhina (Guest) on November 24, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 22, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Kazija (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 6, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 5, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 24, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 12, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 8, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Halima (Guest) on September 13, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mwanais (Guest) on September 3, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Mchawi (Guest) on August 20, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 14, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 10, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Omari (Guest) on August 5, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Juma (Guest) on July 27, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Kassim (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 20, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Ahmed (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 13, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 5, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Maida (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Hekima (Guest) on June 24, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
Mhina (Guest) on June 13, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Saidi (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 10, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
James Kimani (Guest) on May 9, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 8, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 31, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️