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Christopher Oloo
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Jan 19, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Amina
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Warda
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 28, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 27, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Issack
Guest
May 25, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mariam
Guest
May 23, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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John Malisa
Guest
May 17, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Josephine
Guest
May 16, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 9, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 6, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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John Lissu
Guest
May 1, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
