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David Nyerere
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Feb 28, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Majid
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Salma
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Farida
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 27, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 26, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Muslima
Guest
May 17, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 14, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 8, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
