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Rose Amukowa
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Feb 2, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Feb 1, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Jabir
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Jan 29, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Rukia
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Jan 15, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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James Kimani
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Dec 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Peter Mbise
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Dec 17, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Raphael Okoth
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Nov 25, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 18, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Nashon
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Nov 10, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Sarah Achieng
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Nov 9, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Esther Nyambura
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Oct 26, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Amani
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Binti
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Rehema
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Jul 31, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwagonda
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Jul 12, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Majid
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Sarah Karani
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Jun 7, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 27, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Bernard Oduor
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May 19, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Abdillah
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May 16, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Mary Njeri
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May 15, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Ahmed
Guest
May 12, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 11, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Amina
Guest
May 7, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Ibrahim
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Apr 12, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Mar 23, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
