Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! ๐๐ฅ๏ธโ๏ธ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Maida (Guest) on November 4, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Chiku (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Mashaka (Guest) on October 23, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 20, 2016
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 13, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 9, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Halimah (Guest) on October 7, 2016
๐ So funny!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 2, 2016
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Zawadi (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Selemani (Guest) on September 27, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Farida (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 18, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Nassar (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Mustafa (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 28, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 26, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 19, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Mhina (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 3, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
John Lissu (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Mwanais (Guest) on June 13, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 29, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Azima (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 9, 2016
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 7, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
David Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Omari (Guest) on April 24, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Kahina (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Bakari (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Amani (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 27, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 26, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rubea (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Halimah (Guest) on January 6, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Neema (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 29, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Chiku (Guest) on December 24, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Zubeida (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ