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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? π A hilarious riddle! π€ Can you spot the difference? π Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: π The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ππΌ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
π I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Answer: A needle! π§΅
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ππ
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! π°π΅
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ππ΅
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
π» What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? π¨ A spπ»π¦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
A ghost's favorite dessert is... "Boo-berry pie!" π»π₯§
Explanation:
Ghosts are often associated with mysterious and spooky things, so their favorite dessert would naturally have a playful and ghostly twist to it. "Boo-berry pie" sounds like "blueberry pie" but with a mischievous ghostly twist, making it a hilarious choice for their favorite dessert. The use of the ghost emoji adds an extra touch of whimsy and humor to the answer.
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
A ghost's favorite room in the house is π»the living room!π»
Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ππ
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ππ¦·
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ππ
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
π "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" π₯
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji π₯ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
π Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! ππ₯οΈ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? π€
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. π€£π
π΄ Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? π€ Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! π€"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: Because he wanted to show off his dental skills! π΄π¦·
Explanation: This funny answer suggests that the horse decided to chew with his mouth open to impress everyone with his magnificent teeth. It adds a playful twist to the riddle by attributing a human behavior (showing off) to the horse. The horse's dental skills become a comical factor, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and bringing a lighthearted tone to the riddle. The emoji adds an extra touch of humor, imagining the horse proudly displaying his teeth while munching away.