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π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ππ¦΅
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! π»π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick! π³π«π
Explanation:
You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! ππͺπͺοΈ
Why did the πΆ keep tripping? It's a π€pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a πΆββοΈruff time finding its πΎbalance!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer:
Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! πΎπ
Explanation:
The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! π¦π°
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on πpumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Funny Answer: π§ββοΈ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! π»π
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? π A hilarious riddle! π€ Can you spot the difference? π Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: π The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ππΌ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight πΌ Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? πΈπ¬ With petals as lips, it never misses a chance πΊπ To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! ππ»
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
The Chatty Carnation! π¬πΈ It just can't stop petal-ing! πΌπ
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" π¦π€‘
Explanation: In this funny response, the duck notices that the clown seems sad or down, and tries to cheer them up by making a joke about their long face. The duck also playfully asks the clown to "quack" them up, which means to make them laugh. The combination of a duck and clown in this lighthearted interaction brings a sense of humor to the conversation. The π¦ and π€‘ emojis further emphasize the playful nature of the exchange.
What starts and ends with βeβ and only has one letter?
π What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny π? π€
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
The answer is "envelope"! π
Explanation: An envelope is something that starts and ends with the letter "e" and it only has one letter inside of it, which is usually a heartfelt message or maybe just a single "E" as a response! ππ
π¦ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. π "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ποΈ #FowlPlay
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! π¦π
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.