Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! ๐ฆโพ๏ธ
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! ๐คฃ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 25, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Sofia (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 24, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Mchuma (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 2, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 9, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 27, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 24, 2024
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Nyota (Guest) on July 13, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Khadija (Guest) on July 7, 2024
๐ Bookmarking this!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Jafari (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nchi (Guest) on June 29, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 27, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 24, 2024
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 21, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 27, 2024
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 16, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 4, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2024
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Zainab (Guest) on April 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 13, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 5, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 17, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Rahma (Guest) on March 14, 2024
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Mjaka (Guest) on March 1, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 1, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on February 23, 2024
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mgeni (Guest) on February 19, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 19, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 5, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2024
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 15, 2024
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Fikiri (Guest) on January 2, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on December 23, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 11, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 21, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Chum (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Nchi (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 13, 2023
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 9, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Nuru (Guest) on November 3, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on October 25, 2023
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 11, 2023
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 11, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 3, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 18, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐