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Mustafa
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Sep 20, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Faith Kariuki
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Sep 19, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 15, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Nuru
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Sep 13, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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David Ochieng
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Sep 9, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Andrew Mahiga
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Sep 1, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Edith Cherotich
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Aug 29, 2024
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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James Malima
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Aug 24, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Victor Kamau
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Aug 24, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Daudi
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Aug 4, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Aug 1, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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David Kawawa
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Jul 26, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Rahim
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Jul 19, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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John Mushi
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Jul 15, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jul 10, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Khadija
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Jun 29, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Rose Waithera
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Jun 20, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Lucy Kimotho
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Jun 12, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jun 7, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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David Musyoka
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Jun 1, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Grace Mushi
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May 25, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Charles Wafula
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May 23, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Stephen Kangethe
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May 21, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Janet Wambura
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Apr 21, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nuru
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Apr 18, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Maneno
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Apr 16, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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George Wanjala
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Apr 2, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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John Mushi
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Mar 26, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Majid
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Mar 22, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Daudi
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Mar 21, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Shabani
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Mar 11, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Patrick Akech
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Mar 3, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Grace Mushi
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Mar 1, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Daniel Obura
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Feb 14, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Jabir
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Feb 7, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Amina
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Jan 25, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Fikiri
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Jan 19, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Tambwe
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Jan 18, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 16, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Sharifa
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Jan 12, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jan 2, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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John Lissu
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Dec 30, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Fadhili
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Dec 13, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Patrick Kidata
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Nov 13, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Zawadi
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Nov 10, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Peter Mugendi
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Nov 9, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwafirika
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Nov 3, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Diana Mallya
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Oct 31, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Anna Sumari
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Oct 28, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Masika
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Oct 27, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Zawadi
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Oct 21, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Maimuna
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Oct 16, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Salima
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Oct 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Agnes Sumaye
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Sep 21, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
