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Peter Mbise
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Sep 21, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Mwanaidha
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Sep 20, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Martin Otieno
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Sep 17, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Mtumwa
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Sep 12, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Mercy Atieno
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Sep 8, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Latifa
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Sep 8, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Samuel Omondi
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Aug 18, 2024
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Robert Okello
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Aug 1, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
๐ Perfect joke!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Raha
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Bakari
Guest
May 31, 2024
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 30, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 23, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Rahma
Guest
May 22, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Nasra
Guest
May 21, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 17, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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George Tenga
Guest
May 12, 2024
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Abubakari
Guest
May 6, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Fatuma
Guest
May 5, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 4, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Warda
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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David Chacha
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Mar 21, 2024
๐ What a joke!
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Amir
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
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Mar 2, 2024
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Nasra
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Feb 15, 2024
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Joseph Kawawa
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Feb 8, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Joseph Kitine
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Feb 6, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Carol Nyakio
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Jan 24, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Victor Malima
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Jan 22, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jan 19, 2024
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Mary Kidata
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Jan 10, 2024
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Umi
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Charles Mrope
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Dec 19, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ