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What do you give a sick lemon?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Answer: Lemon-ade! ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฅค

Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜„

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