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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼🥦

Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? 😄

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