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Kiza
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Warda
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Muslima
Guest
May 31, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 21, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Habiba
Guest
May 18, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 18, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Tambwe
Guest
May 5, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Omari
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Omar
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
