The smartest insect around is the ๐ Smarty Pants! ๐ฉ๐ค
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
James Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 29, 2024
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 6, 2024
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on July 21, 2024
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Zainab (Guest) on June 21, 2024
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 16, 2024
๐ Iโm dying!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Amina (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 29, 2024
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 28, 2024
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Jamal (Guest) on May 27, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 19, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on May 12, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 8, 2024
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Sultan (Guest) on May 6, 2024
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 6, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2024
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
David Chacha (Guest) on April 27, 2024
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2024
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Khamis (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on March 29, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on March 23, 2024
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Mzee (Guest) on March 15, 2024
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Binti (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 7, 2024
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 25, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Mohamed (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Binti (Guest) on February 22, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 16, 2024
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 8, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 21, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 20, 2024
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 10, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 5, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 3, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Ndoto (Guest) on December 29, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Fadhila (Guest) on December 26, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Kiza (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 5, 2023
๐ Nailed it!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 4, 2023
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 12, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
James Malima (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 19, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Fikiri (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ