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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Issack
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Salima
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Hashim
Guest
May 29, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Binti
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Amina
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Binti
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Salima
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Neema
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Omari
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Salum
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
