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Moses Mwita
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Sep 23, 2024
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 23, 2024
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mtumwa
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Aug 28, 2024
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Husna
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Shani
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 31, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Juma
Guest
May 30, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 26, 2024
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mariam
Guest
May 22, 2024
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Tabu
Guest
May 21, 2024
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 18, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Wande
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Wande
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
