The Chatty Carnation! ๐ฌ๐ธ It just can't stop petal-ing! ๐ผ๐
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
Kiza (Guest) on September 16, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on September 7, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 30, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on August 22, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2024
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 20, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Mjaka (Guest) on July 20, 2024
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 19, 2024
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 5, 2024
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 28, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Nahida (Guest) on June 27, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Issack (Guest) on June 26, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 23, 2024
๐ Too good!
Zakia (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2024
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 23, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on May 18, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Saidi (Guest) on May 13, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 10, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 9, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 7, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 7, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Sekela (Guest) on May 7, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 5, 2024
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 1, 2024
๐ This joke just made my day!
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 30, 2024
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Omar (Guest) on April 11, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 6, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 3, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Jamila (Guest) on March 29, 2024
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 28, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 20, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Sumaya (Guest) on March 18, 2024
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 16, 2024
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on March 6, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 28, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 25, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Amir (Guest) on January 24, 2024
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 21, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 19, 2024
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 7, 2024
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on December 31, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Rubea (Guest) on December 31, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 8, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Nuru (Guest) on December 7, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 30, 2023
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Omari (Guest) on November 26, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 20, 2023
๐ This is a keeper!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 5, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 5, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Chum (Guest) on October 26, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 15, 2023
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ