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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Masika
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Majid
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Tambwe
Guest
May 31, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 29, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 19, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 7, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 2, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Wande
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Neema
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
