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Baridi
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Sep 23, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Chum
Guest
May 28, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Muslima
Guest
May 16, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Daudi
Guest
May 11, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 9, 2024
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 7, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Salima
Guest
May 3, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Maida
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Salima
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Omar
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Issa
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
