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Baridi
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Sep 23, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Agnes Njeri
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Sep 19, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Fadhili
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Sep 16, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Sep 11, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Anna Mahiga
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Sep 9, 2024
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Safiya
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Aug 27, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Samuel Were
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Aug 23, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Nora Lowassa
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Aug 22, 2024
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Betty Kimaro
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Aug 11, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Anna Mahiga
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Jul 31, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jul 23, 2024
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
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Henry Mollel
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Jul 18, 2024
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
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Hashim
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Jul 17, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jun 24, 2024
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Mariam Kawawa
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Jun 19, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
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Nora Lowassa
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Jun 17, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Chum
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May 28, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
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Muslima
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May 16, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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Daudi
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May 11, 2024
π Totally hilarious!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 9, 2024
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Mariam Hassan
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May 7, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
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Salima
Guest
May 3, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Mary Kidata
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Apr 19, 2024
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
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Dorothy Nkya
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Mar 29, 2024
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
π Rolling on the floor!
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Henry Sokoine
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Mar 23, 2024
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Anna Malela
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Mar 22, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Maida
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Ali
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Feb 20, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Kassim
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Feb 17, 2024
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Yusuf
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Feb 14, 2024
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
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Maneno
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Jan 22, 2024
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Salima
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Jan 18, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Mwajabu
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Jan 17, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 30, 2023
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Samuel Were
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Dec 16, 2023
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Khatib
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Dec 1, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Omar
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Nov 30, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Nov 25, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Lucy Mahiga
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Nov 22, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
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George Ndungu
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Nov 14, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
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Yusra
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Nov 11, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
π Instant mood boost!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Mary Sokoine
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Oct 29, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Issa
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Oct 26, 2023
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Benjamin Masanja
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Oct 26, 2023
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
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Jaffar
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Oct 16, 2023
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ