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Grace Mligo
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Sep 14, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Salima
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Azima
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Warda
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 24, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Hamida
Guest
May 16, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 14, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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James Kimani
Guest
May 7, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 5, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Binti
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Azima
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Shani
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Maida
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
