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Khamis
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 23, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 17, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Maida
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Issa
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
