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Josephine
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Sep 23, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 22, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nashon
Guest
May 15, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 5, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 3, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
