Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.
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Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?
Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!
Sarafina (Guest) on April 5, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Hawa (Guest) on April 4, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Biashara (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Rahma (Guest) on March 15, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Jaffar (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Yusra (Guest) on February 27, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 11, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 7, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Nchi (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 19, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Sultan (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 10, 2015
😅 I needed that!
Binti (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Zubeida (Guest) on November 30, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Maimuna (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Zakaria (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 10, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Chum (Guest) on November 3, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 3, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Khatib (Guest) on October 6, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Jamal (Guest) on September 27, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Farida (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Biashara (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Shabani (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
George Tenga (Guest) on September 14, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Rubea (Guest) on September 11, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 7, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Halimah (Guest) on September 5, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Azima (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Kazija (Guest) on July 30, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Ndoto (Guest) on July 29, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Fadhila (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Rukia (Guest) on July 4, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Aziza (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 12, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jafari (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Daudi (Guest) on May 21, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Khalifa (Guest) on May 14, 2015
😁 This made my day!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 11, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 11, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 8, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Maimuna (Guest) on May 4, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Ndoto (Guest) on April 14, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 29, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂