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Samuel Were
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Feb 20, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Salma
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Wande
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 31, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Maneno
Guest
May 31, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Bahati
Guest
May 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Yusuf
Guest
May 23, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Wande
Guest
May 20, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Binti
Guest
May 18, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 15, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
