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James Kimani
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Mar 19, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Farida
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Amir
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Salima
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Leila
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Maida
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Salum
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Amani
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 30, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 10, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 7, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 2, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 1, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
