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Janet Mwikali
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Apr 20, 2016
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Salum
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
π€£ Pure genius!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Salum
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Salma
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
π Still cracking up!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
π Iβm saving this one!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
π This is too funny!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
π Perfect joke!
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Jabir
Guest
May 3, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ