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Janet Mwikali
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Apr 20, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Kazija
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Apr 18, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Mwachumu
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Mar 19, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Salum
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Andrew Mahiga
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Mar 15, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Betty Kimaro
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Mar 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Salum
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Salma
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
๐ Still cracking up!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Aug 11, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Baridi
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Aug 5, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
๐ This is too funny!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Jabir
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May 3, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ