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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Farida
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Issack
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Salima
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Salum
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Asha
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Salma
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Wande
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Farida
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Omari
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Khatib
Guest
May 23, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 18, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Sultan
Guest
May 7, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Neema
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
