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Elizabeth Mrema
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Feb 7, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nancy Kabura
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Feb 7, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Margaret Mahiga
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Feb 3, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Anna Mchome
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Feb 1, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jan 26, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jan 26, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jan 20, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mjaka
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Jan 6, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Shamim
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Jan 5, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Wande
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Dec 21, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Ann Wambui
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Dec 16, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Dec 11, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Betty Kimaro
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Dec 4, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mwakisu
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Nov 23, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Ruth Mtangi
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Nov 22, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Fatuma
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Oct 30, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Raphael Okoth
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Oct 11, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Lydia Wanyama
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Sep 13, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Kazija
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Sep 10, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Patrick Kidata
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Sep 4, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Jane Muthoni
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Aug 29, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Peter Mbise
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Aug 24, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Maida
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Amani
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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James Mduma
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Jul 31, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jul 25, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mary Njeri
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Jul 12, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Samuel Were
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Jul 11, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Salma
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwajabu
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Jun 22, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Warda
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Wande
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Husna
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May 30, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Patrick Akech
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May 18, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Bakari
Guest
May 15, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Ndoto
Guest
May 8, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 7, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 6, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Kijakazi
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May 4, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 3, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Masika
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Apr 27, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Wilson Ombati
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Apr 20, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Neema
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Apr 15, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Neema
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Frank Sokoine
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Apr 2, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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David Chacha
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Mar 29, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
