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Tabu
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Mar 16, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Omar
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Salma
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Maida
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Juma
Guest
May 29, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 20, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Yusra
Guest
May 10, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Neema
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Juma
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
