Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! ๐ฆ๐จ
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Saidi (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Jafari (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Bahati (Guest) on January 6, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 2, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Saidi (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 12, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2015
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 24, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Salum (Guest) on October 20, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Shabani (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 12, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Umi (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 7, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 7, 2015
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Mgeni (Guest) on October 6, 2015
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Abdillah (Guest) on September 27, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
John Mushi (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 16, 2015
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Husna (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 2, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 23, 2015
๐ You got me!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 23, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 22, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 20, 2015
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2015
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Mhina (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 13, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Salma (Guest) on August 13, 2015
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 11, 2015
๐ You got me good!
Jaffar (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 1, 2015
๐ Iโm dying!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Maulid (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 9, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Rubea (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on June 18, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 1, 2015
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Rashid (Guest) on May 26, 2015
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 29, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 25, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Khalifa (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 20, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ