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Saidi
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Husna
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Salma
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Amani
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Raha
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Rashid
Guest
May 26, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 23, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Leila
Guest
May 10, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
