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Mazrui
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May 9, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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David Musyoka
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May 3, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mercy Atieno
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Apr 29, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Selemani
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Apr 25, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Agnes Lowassa
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Apr 24, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Wairimu
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Apr 15, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 25, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Halima
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Juma
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Leila
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Salum
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 30, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 27, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Salma
Guest
May 23, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 19, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 13, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 2, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
