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Khatib
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Amir
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Husna
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Omari
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Leila
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Halima
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 24, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 20, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Ndoto
Guest
May 18, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 12, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Sekela
Guest
May 1, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
