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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Apr 8, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Salma
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Makame
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Wande
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Juma
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Leila
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mustafa
Guest
May 25, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Zainab
Guest
May 22, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Issa
Guest
May 21, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 18, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 18, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
