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Habiba
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Jan 4, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Amir
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Nashon
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Dec 5, 2015
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Joseph Kitine
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Nov 29, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Mariam Hassan
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Nov 24, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Ibrahim
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Nov 22, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Anna Mchome
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Nov 19, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Asha
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Samuel Were
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Aug 2, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Francis Mtangi
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Jul 29, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Jul 21, 2015
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Yahya
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Jul 18, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Chum
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Wande
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Masika
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Kijakazi
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Jun 2, 2015
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Stephen Malecela
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May 30, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 22, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
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May 20, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Rehema
Guest
May 15, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
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John Lissu
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May 15, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Janet Sumari
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May 14, 2015
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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May 12, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Jamila
Guest
May 2, 2015
๐ This one really got me!
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 1, 2015
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
