Answer: A needle! 🧵
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 21, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 29, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 4, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 30, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Kazija (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 12, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 10, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Sultan (Guest) on November 17, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 4, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 22, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 19, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 14, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 12, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Makame (Guest) on September 28, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Halimah (Guest) on September 22, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 19, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 15, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 8, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Nuru (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Masika (Guest) on August 26, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 22, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
John Lissu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 16, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 13, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Amani (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Salma (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 3, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 30, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2015
😄 You got me!
Khatib (Guest) on June 19, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Husna (Guest) on June 17, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 14, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 3, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 16, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 15, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 8, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 1, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 6, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Kahina (Guest) on April 5, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Rahma (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞