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Makame
Guest
May 4, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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George Tenga
Guest
May 1, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Warda
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Salma
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Habiba
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 17, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 11, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
