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Makame
Guest
May 4, 2016
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
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George Tenga
Guest
May 1, 2016
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
π You got me good!
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
π Instant mood boost!
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Warda
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
π This just made my day!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
π Too good!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Salma
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Habiba
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 17, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 11, 2015
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬