👥
Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
👥
Khadija
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
👥
Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
👥
Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
👥
Nahida
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
👥
Zulekha
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
👥
Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
👥
Wande
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
👥
Hawa
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
👥
Maida
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
👥
Khalifa
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
👥
Arifa
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
👥
Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
👥
John Malisa
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
👥
Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
👥
Rukia
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
👥
Sarafina
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
👥
Sekela
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
👥
Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
👥
Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
👥
Salima
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
👥
Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
👥
Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
👥
Khadija
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
👥
Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
👥
Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
👥
Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
👥
John Malisa
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
👥
Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
👥
Mchuma
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
👥
David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
👥
Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
👥
Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
👥
Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
👥
Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
👥
Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
👥
Fatuma
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
👥
John Lissu
Guest
May 23, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
👥
Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 19, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
👥
Mary Njeri
Guest
May 18, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
👥
Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 3, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
👥
Shamsa
Guest
May 2, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
👥
Zawadi
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
👥
Latifa
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
👥
Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
👥
James Kimani
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
👥
Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
👥
Chiku
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
👥
Tambwe
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
👥
Kahina
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
👥
Salum
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
👥
Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
👥
Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
👥
John Mushi
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
👥
Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 15, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
👥
Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
👥
Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 9, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
