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Kassim
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Feb 2, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jan 26, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Stephen Kangethe
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Dec 30, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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David Nyerere
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Dec 28, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Hashim
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Dec 19, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Alice Wanjiru
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Dec 7, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Charles Wafula
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Nov 22, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Hassan
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Nov 14, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Amina
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Leila
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Nov 7, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Juma
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Sep 18, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Salima
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Asha
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Leila
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Amir
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Shani
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Kiza
Guest
May 27, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 25, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Bakari
Guest
May 25, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mariam
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May 23, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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David Musyoka
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May 21, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Joseph Mallya
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Apr 1, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 11, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 9, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 22, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
