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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Azima
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 28, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 26, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Ndoto
Guest
May 23, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Wande
Guest
May 20, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 7, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Zawadi
Guest
May 6, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Salum
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
