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Salima
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Apr 2, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Wande
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Asha
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Salima
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 24, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 10, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
