A ghost's favorite dessert is... "Boo-berry pie!" 👻🥧
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with mysterious and spooky things, so their favorite dessert would naturally have a playful and ghostly twist to it. "Boo-berry pie" sounds like "blueberry pie" but with a mischievous ghostly twist, making it a hilarious choice for their favorite dessert. The use of the ghost emoji adds an extra touch of whimsy and humor to the answer.
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 24, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Maida (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Nassar (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Faiza (Guest) on January 14, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Amani (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 22, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Mohamed (Guest) on December 6, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Farida (Guest) on December 5, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Binti (Guest) on December 4, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Wande (Guest) on December 3, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 25, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 9, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 30, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Muslima (Guest) on October 28, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Farida (Guest) on October 28, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mazrui (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 25, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Amina (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Baridi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Daudi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Nasra (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Raha (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Warda (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Farida (Guest) on August 17, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Ali (Guest) on August 13, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 29, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Muslima (Guest) on July 28, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Bakari (Guest) on July 22, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 16, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Faiza (Guest) on July 9, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Makame (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Tabu (Guest) on June 1, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 16, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 5, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Fadhili (Guest) on April 30, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 29, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Farida (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 24, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 22, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Sarafina (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 15, 2015
😂 So funny!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Ali (Guest) on March 28, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
James Malima (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
John Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌