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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Husna
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Amina
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Salma
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Issa
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Salima
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 27, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 26, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 26, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 21, 2015
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 12, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Jamal
Guest
May 8, 2015
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Khalifa
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
