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David Musyoka
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Jun 30, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Jamila
Guest
May 29, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Kiza
Guest
May 15, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 10, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Masika
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Asha
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Chum
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 29, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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George Mallya
Guest
May 24, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 23, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 21, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 7, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
