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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Omar
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Omari
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 31, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 26, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 23, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 16, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 8, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 16, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 14, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
