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Raha
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Jan 11, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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John Kamande
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Jan 6, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mariam
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Jan 6, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Elizabeth Malima
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Dec 30, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Richard Mulwa
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Nov 20, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mtumwa
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Nov 11, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mwanahawa
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Sep 24, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Anna Malela
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Sep 21, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Sep 12, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Binti
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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James Kimani
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Aug 25, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Ann Awino
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Aug 18, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Wande
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Aug 9, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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James Mduma
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Aug 4, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Jun 3, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 30, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Amir
Guest
May 28, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Nassar
Guest
May 23, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 21, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 21, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 20, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 17, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 9, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Binti
Guest
May 9, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Sharifa
Guest
May 6, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 4, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 2, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
