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Victor Malima
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Mar 1, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Makame
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Farida
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Binti
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 30, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 30, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 28, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Makame
Guest
May 24, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Husna
Guest
May 22, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 20, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Maneno
Guest
May 13, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mchawi
Guest
May 8, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 4, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 2, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
