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Alex Nakitare
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Jan 22, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Halima
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Salma
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 29, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Josephine
Guest
May 29, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Salima
Guest
May 24, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Neema
Guest
May 21, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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John Malisa
Guest
May 18, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Rahma
Guest
May 17, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 15, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 14, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Rubea
Guest
May 9, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 4, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Kassim
Guest
May 3, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 1, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Masika
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Azima
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
