Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Hellen Nduta
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Mar 7, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Mushi
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Mar 6, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Rose Mwinuka
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Mar 3, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Raphael Okoth
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Feb 20, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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David Sokoine
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Feb 16, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Rose Amukowa
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Feb 15, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Benjamin Masanja
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Feb 7, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ann Awino
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Feb 3, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mchawi
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Jan 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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David Sokoine
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Jan 18, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Peter Otieno
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Jan 16, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Chris Okello
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Dec 22, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Rashid
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Dec 7, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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James Kimani
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Dec 5, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mary Njeri
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Nov 27, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Kiza
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Nov 26, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Furaha
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Nov 25, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Abdillah
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Nov 13, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Grace Mligo
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Nov 8, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Khadija
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Nov 7, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Betty Akinyi
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Nov 2, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Shamim
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Oct 24, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Azima
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Oct 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Jackson Makori
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Oct 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rukia
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Oct 18, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Oct 17, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nashon
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Oct 15, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Oct 15, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 10, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Victor Mwalimu
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Oct 9, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Catherine Naliaka
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Oct 4, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mwafirika
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Sep 25, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Peter Mugendi
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Sep 17, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Kijakazi
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Sep 5, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Paul Ndomba
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Aug 30, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Linda Karimi
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Aug 30, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Majid
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Maida
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Aug 10, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Kijakazi
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Aug 6, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mchawi
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Jul 12, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Stephen Malecela
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Jul 10, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 1, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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John Lissu
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Jun 20, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Carol Nyakio
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Jun 18, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Josephine
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Jun 13, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Fadhili
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Jun 5, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Grace Mushi
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May 22, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Ibrahim
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May 20, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mohamed
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May 18, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Habiba
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May 12, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Esther Cheruiyot
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May 8, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Catherine Mkumbo
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May 7, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Halimah
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May 1, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Dorothy Nkya
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Apr 20, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Grace Majaliwa
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Mar 31, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
