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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 31, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 26, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Muslima
Guest
May 26, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Muslima
Guest
May 23, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 23, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 22, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Fikiri
Guest
May 21, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Athumani
Guest
May 14, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 1, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
