Short Answer: Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! ๐พ๐
Explanation: The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Athumani (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Mustafa (Guest) on December 6, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 23, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on November 12, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 5, 2015
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Arifa (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 9, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Kazija (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
James Malima (Guest) on September 8, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Hekima (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on August 15, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 9, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 28, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Yusra (Guest) on June 17, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Maulid (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 14, 2015
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 31, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Muslima (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on May 14, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Mjaka (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on April 25, 2015
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Umi (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 24, 2015
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Baridi (Guest) on March 20, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 17, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 14, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ